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That’s exactly what I’m planning on doing ha

That’s exactly what I’m planning on doing ha

Tried to re dye my hair black. Came out blue an awesome fucking blue that I probably won’t be able to keep at work. (Didn’t realize until under these gym bathroom lights)  ….maybe they won’t notice?

Tried to re dye my hair black. Came out blue an awesome fucking blue that I probably won’t be able to keep at work. (Didn’t realize until under these gym bathroom lights) ….maybe they won’t notice?

This. This right here is why HE is the perfect fucking spider man and not faggoty Toby mcguire

This. This right here is why HE is the perfect fucking spider man and not faggoty Toby mcguire

(Source: garfys)

dutchster:

itskoopatime:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

that’s new ↑

they make disposable things and yes that’s a disposable phone

They do make disposable things. * hangs head in shame and walks away to the sounds of the hulk walking away song*

…my last name is bick

orchid-breath:

bumsquash:

duhdoydorothy:

shut
the
front
door

my kind of bikini.

Omg I need this swim wear rn

orchid-breath:

bumsquash:

duhdoydorothy:

shut

the

front

door

my kind of bikini.

Omg I need this swim wear rn

(Source: itsonlyyourshadow)

gothiccharmschool:

Black Bat flower!

thesweetestspit:

This ornamental flowering plant is among the showiest of the Tacca chantrieri  plant family (part of the yam family).  Common names are Black Bat Flower, Bat Head Lily, Devil Flower, Cat’s Whiskers and Tacca chantrieni.

Originally the Black Bat flower plant grew and still does grow wild in the tropical forests of Yunnan Province, in South China. Even prior to blooming, it resembles sleeping bats hanging downward from their roost.

What the fucccck these are the coolest fucking flowers

legalizecannibalism:

s-t-a-r-f-o-x:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

the clock has a fucking swastika for hands 

legalizecannibalism said: I usually unfollow people for even uttering the word “fandom” but since it’s you, I’ll make an exception

you realize I was making a joke right butthole.

kappy brad and I have this voice we do to say shit like that and completely make fun of nerds, we say noob alot and talking about fucking eachothers moms too. and I kind of slipped into that character to say that

justwashingmybrain said: voldemort got them

oh my god I wish you knew the voice Im about to use for this. picture kevin from the office mixed with the goobiest of goob nerds. 

oh my god no! he’s not even in my fandom. thats not even canon. my god. harry potter blows! more like..sauron…. or the reapers got them